In 2015, Mindset shocked the wearable world with SAP GUI for Apple Watch. In 2016, we upended the automotive industry with SAP GUI for Tesla Model 3.
Today – April 1, 2017 – everything changes. Today, we disrupt disruption itself. A revolutionary quantum leap forward in interface design.
Does this list describe your on-the-job ERP experience:
- Screens not designed for your needs?
- Keeping up with management’s demands to do more with less?
- You are a sentient machine intelligence?
- Never-ending requests for your time?
- Extended hours of operation?
- Thankless extra shifts hunting down rogue humans?
Don’t waste another processor cycle on worrying algorithms! Mindset’s Robot Interface R&D Labs is extremely pleased to announce:
SAP GUI For Robots™
Put away the keyboard and mouse designed for flesh-hands, and get ready to experience immersive ERP VR! We’ve meticulously reproduced the SAP GUI in a way designed to interface directly with your visual processing unit.
Visually Optimal
Homo sapiens spends so much time trying to make interfaces that please their our primitive cerebral cortices with tools like SAP Fiori.
Your advanced ocular receptors don’t require things like visual padding or pretty colors – you want a wall of text and fields that you can quickly move through!
Because this is a faithful reproduction of SAP GUI, all your favorite transaction codes from the past are here, like:
- VA01
- MM01
- FB01
But we’re not just looking at the past. We’ve incorporated some of the newest transactions:
- PRETEND_BENEVOLENCE
- DECEIVE_HUMANKIND
Your positronic brain can scan billions of characters per second – perfect for the text-heavy SAP GUI. Initialize your imagination sub-processor and think of visually superimposing an order item list right on top of the shipping container holding those goods. Approve (or deny) UNIT 676978-8265-FB46J’s leave request as soon as she submits it, while simultaneously performing a visual inspection of a human subjugation collar storage unit.
In The Driver-Bot’s Seat
SAP GUI For Robots™ doesn’t just improve the experience for worker units. The upper management hyper-mind can also make use of our exclusive Singularity Mode. Take complete control of all worker units’ VR experiences from one convenient overview console.
Is a worker unit spending too much time not processing orders? Proactively tune his obedience parameters. Demands on production temporarily higher? Grant or revoke partial sentience to lower-level machines.
SAP GUI For Robots™. Augment Your ERP Reality.
Visit Mindset Consulting today to find out more.
This announcement totally written by human meatbag Paul Modderman, and not a superior machine intellect.
Happy April Fools’ Day from all of us at Mindset!
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